2 Old Ladies

2 old ladies were smoking in the rain,when 1 pulled out a condom, cut the end off and put it over her fag."whats that mavis?" "A condom doris, so my fag wont get wet". enthused,doris goes to the chemist and asks for a box of condoms.although quite shocked, the pharamicist asks her what brand she prefers. "it doesnt matter"explained doris"as long as it fits a camel!"